I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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