on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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