I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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