How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
