to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i would one night stand the shit outta him
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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