sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We have started to decorate penises.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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