No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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