Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just want nice things and good sex
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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