someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's shark week go big or go home
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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