Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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