She is in my trunk
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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