brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
How external is "for external use only"?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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