You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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