Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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