fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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