watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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