Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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