can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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