So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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