If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
