went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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