and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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