So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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