the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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