Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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