Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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