found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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