So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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