I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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