I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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