I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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