So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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