Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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