This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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