am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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