the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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