I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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