If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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