Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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