he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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