I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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