how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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