On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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