The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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