fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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