i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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