Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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