The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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