I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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