What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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