what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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