I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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