Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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