nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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